243 Things to make or do with a Dead Optus Tower.
- 10 Pin Skittle
- Abseil Tower
- Airport Control Tower
- Anchor
- Arrows
- Artificial Forest
- Artificial Palm Tree
- Artificial Reef
- Australia Island v Easter Island
- Back Scratcher
- Barge Pole
- Barrette
- Battering Ram
- Base Jump
- Basket Ball Hoop
- Bassoon
- Baton
- Bazooka
- BBQ Rotisserie
- Beach Volley Ball Posts
- Bed Ends
- Beer Barrels
- Belisha Beacon
- Bell Tower
- Birdwatching Platform
- Blimp Docking Station
- Boom Gate
- Boxing Ring Corner Posts
- Bridge Supports
- Buckingham Palace Guard Boxes
- Bull Bar for Trucks
- Bungee Jumping Tower
- Caber
- Cable Way Towers
- Candle Stick Holder
- Carousel
- Cat's Scratching Post
- Cattle Grid
- Cattle Prod
- CD Tower
- Chair-O-Plane
- Channel Markers
- Chocolate Wheel
- Chop Sticks
- Christmas Tree
- Church Steeple
- Church Tower
- Cigarette Holder
- Clock Hands
- Clock Tower
- Clothes Line Post
- Cloud Height Indicator
- Colosseum
- Community Billboard
- Compass
- Convert into a Raptor's Nest Site
- Cork Screw
- Cotton Buds
- Crane Boom
- Cricket Wickets
- Didgeridoo
- Diving Tower
- Dog's Favourite Stop
- Down Pipe
- Drain Pipe
- Drag behind Wedding Car
- Dried Tower Arrangement
- Drought Gauge
- Egg Lifter
- Eiffel Tower
- Enema for Optus Executives
- Exhaust Pipe
- Ferris Wheel
- Fiddle Sticks
- Finishing Posts
- Fire Escape
- Fire Lookout Tower
- Fireman's Pole
- Fishing Lures
- Fishing Spear
- Flagpole
- Flute
- Fly Swat
- Fog Indicator
- Gallows
- Gear Shift Stick
- Giant's Drinking Straw
- Giant's Toothpick
- Glow in the Dark Tree House
- Goal Posts
- Golf Pin Flagpole
- Grain Silo
- Hand Rails
- Harbour Entrance Light Posts
- Helicopter Rotor
- High Jump Posts and Bar
- Hitching post for Horses and Dogs
- Horse Jumping Hurdles
- House Stumps
- Hypodermic Syringe
- Insect zapper
- Javelin
- Jetty Pylons
- Jim's Phallic Symbol
- Jousting Lance
- Jurassic Park Fence Posts
- Joy Stick Controller
- Kendo Stick
- Knitting Needles
- Ladder
- Lamp Stand
- Laundry Chute
- Leaning Tower of Optus
- Light House
- Lightning Rod
- Log Bridge
- Log Cabin
- Lookout Tower
- Mace
- May Pole
- Meat Tenderiser
- Meccano Set
- Megaphone
- Merry-go-Round
- Mono Rail Supports
- Mortar Launcher
- Musical Conductors Baton
- North Pole Marker
- Nunchakus
- Oars
- Observation Tower
- Observatory Tower
- Ocean Buoy
- Oil Refinery Flare
- Oil Rig
- Olympic Torch
- Optus Life Raft
- Optus Memorial Statue
- Optus Pipe Dream
- Paddles
- Paint Stirrer
- Paper Towel Rack
- Parallel Bars
- Peace Pipe
- Pen holder
- Pencil Holder
- Periscope
- Permanent Survey Marker
- Peter's big stick
- Petrol Bowser
- Pipe Organ Pipes
- Play Ground Shade Cover Posts
- Pogo Stick
- Pointer
- Poker Machine Handle
- Pole Vault
- Post Pack Tubes
- Pylons
- Rain Gauge
- Rear View Mirror Dangling Ornament
- Rectal Thermometer for Optus Management
- Refugee Lookout Tower
- Retaining Wall
- Rolling Pin
- Rocket Launcher
- Roman Candle
- Rotary Hoist
- Rug Beater
- Scaffold
- Sceptre
- Scrap Metal Yard
- Scouts' Flying Fox
- Scud Launcher
- Seesaw
- Semaphore Signalling Station
- Sewage Mains
- Ship's Ballast
- Ship's Cannon
- Ship's Funnel
- Ship's Mast
- Shish Kebab
- Sign Posts
- Sink Plunger
- Skewer
- Ski Chair Lift
- Slippery Slide
- Snorkel
- Solar Panel Tower
- South Pole Marker
- Spear Gun Spear
- Spinnaker Pole
- Spiral Slide
- Spiral Staircase
- Spoked Wheels
- Spy in the Sky
- Steam Whistle
- Stilts
- Stonehenge
- Street Lights
- Suppository inserter for Optus Executives
- Swimming Lane Dividers
- Swing
- Swiss Horn
- Swizzle Sticks
- Tail Shaft
- Telescope
- Tennis Net Posts
- Tent Pole
- Tepee Poles
- Time Capsule
- Toilet Brush
- Toilet Roll Holder
- Tomato Stake
- Tongue Depressor
- Totem Pole
- Towel Rack
- Traffic Lights
- Train Signals
- Trapeze's Balancing Pole
- Tree Top Walkways
- Trellis for Jack's Beanstalk
- Trumpet
- Truncheon
- Umbrella
- Umpire Stands
- Underground Cable Conduit
- Up Pipe
- Vase
- Wagon Wheels
- Walking Stick Chair
- Water Heater
- Water Slide
- Water Tank
- Weather Beacon
- Weather Cock
- Weather Tower
- Weight Lifting Dumbbells
- Wine Vats
- Wind generator
- Wind Sock
- Wind Speed Indicator
- Windmill
- Wood Chop Competition
Our Group would like to Thank ALL those wonderful readers from around the World for contributing to this list.
Please feel free to add your further suggestions or to send illustrations ( .jpg 72 dpi) of proposed uses to:
E-mail: say.NO.to.optus@rag.org.au
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